🚨📣 ALERT: Wyze just dropped a palm-scanning door lock, and it’s the wildest flex since that one guy at the gym who tries to impress grandma with his deadlifts!! 💪💀 Meet the *Wyze Palm Lock*, where your hand becomes the key 🔑—like, “sorry, I can’t let you in, you didn’t bring your veins!” 🚪✨ This bad boy peeped out of the developer’s lab at the budget-friendly price of $129.98—cheaper than the Philips Smart Deadbolt (which is basically a luxury car compared to a bicycle, no cap). 🎉🚲 #Stonks But wait! 🥳 What if it’s winter and your gloves are on tighter than your friend's grip on last week’s memes? 🧤😱 Don’t fret, fam! You can still use a physical key, punch in a code, or holler at the Wyze app like it’s your homie. 🤖📱 “Bro, I think we made a lock that’s smarter than my ex,” one of the developers probably said during the brainstorming session 💬💀 (leaked convo, obviously). And brace yourselves: it has a SECOND battery?! 💥 Because we just know the first battery will be like the last slice of pizza: someone always eats it. 🍕🔥 🔥🔥 Prediction time: In 2024, Wyze is launching a smart refrigerator that unlocks when it recognizes your face while screaming “YOU AGAIN?!” 🔑💔 Share the meme chaos, my friends! 🚀💰 🤡