🚨🛑 HOLD UP! The tech gods have JUST dropped a 4K security cam for the price of a snack at a gas station!!! 🍕💰🥤 I present to you: the Wyze Cam Pan V4 – or as I like to call it, the “I’m definitely watching you” cam! 🤖👀 Your home security just leveled up from dial-up to liquid nitrogen!!! 🥶🥵 This bad boy’s ALL about 4K vibes—because why should your cat's midnight shenanigans be anything less than gloriously pixelated? 🎥✨ Just shy of $60, it’s practically a steal! Wyze said they’re bringing stonks 🚀 vibes back to “simple” home security—a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off! 💀💵 Developer quote leaks: “If I’m gonna watch my goldfish do nothing for hours, I may as well see their boredom in ultra HD!” 💁‍♂️🥳 Meanwhile, competitors are out here in their basements crying and drinking Mountain Dew, like “This is fine” meme levels of denial. 🤷‍♀️💔 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, expect Wyze to release a dog collar that streams your pup’s 4K lifestyle—can’t wait for that TikTok trend, “Is my dog living better than I am?” 🐶💸 Time to ask yourself: is your life in 4K? 🤔📸 #WyzeCam #4KOverload #ChaosIsComing