🚨🔥 Hold onto your gaming chairs, fam, ‘cause Wuchang: Fallen Feathers just dropped, and it’s more of a "kinda fallen" than a “fallen great” vibe. 🤡💀 So, we’ve got Leenzee—a dev with a name that sounds like they’re trying to summon an ancient dragon but ended up with a budget version of Dark Souls instead. 😬 They thought, “Let’s make a Soulslike with more mechanics than a Swiss Army knife” and honestly, NO CAP, they just created a convoluted mess of “WTF am I doing?” 🙃 In the words of an imaginary dev: “We wanted it to be like Bloodborne but threw in a few extra complexities that even Einstein would be like, ‘Bruh, chill.’” 🧠💥 Meanwhile, players are out here praying to the gaming gods that they can just dodge the UI like it’s dodgeball day in middle school. This game is a wild ride, but only if your idea of fun is getting smacked in the face with a complex gameplay loop that could’ve been a linear path to glory. 🚀🔥 Final prediction? Wuchang will drift into the Abyss of Forgotten Games by 2024 and be revived as an indie gem that everyone will pretend they loved back in the day. “Stonks? Nah, more like bonks!” 📉🤪