🎉🚀 **BREAKING: The Apple Vision Pro is Officially the “Snooze Fest of the Century”!!!** 😴💸 *#NicheMarketMadness* 👀 So, the Wall Street Journal decided to hit us with the 411 on how the Apple Vision Pro is thriving in *niche markets*. You know, those magical corners of the universe where people are paying *way too much* for tech no one else wants! This isn’t your mom’s VR headset, fam—this is a *luxury sleep mask* for the ultra-rich 🥴💰. **Developer Quote Leak**: “Honestly, we just wanted to create something so overpriced that *someone* had to find a use for it. Kudos to the guy using it for *virtual gardening* 👩‍🌾🌱! #Stonks” But wait, there’s more! 😤🔥 While Apple is busy flexing their 1% market share, the rest of us are over here playing with our $50 VR headsets. *Drake's “Hotline Bling” plays in the background as he points at the Vision Pro like “No bro, I ain’t falling for that, we’re coping”* 🤦‍♂️. So yeah, while the Vision Pro sits in the corner of your tech-loving heart, tucked away next to your childhood dreams, I predict we’ll see them repurpose it for... get this... virtual dog walking! 🐶🌌 *Because nothing says “I love my pet” like throwing your money into a digital black hole.* 😜💀 **In conclusion**: If you're not using it to live in a digital world where you can hang out with your fantasy pet T-Rex, what’s the point? 🦖💔 *#VisionProRIP*