🚨🦸‍♂️BREAKING NEWS: HISTORY TEACHER GETS CANCELED HARDER THAN A MATH FINAL📚❌! Meet our hero, Rutgers historian Mark Bray! This dude thought he could drop a book about Antifa and NOT catch the attention of the far-right trolls? 💀💥 Classic blunder, fam. “Bro, I just wanted to educate!” - 💩👀 said Bray, as he packed his bags for Spain, prepping for that sweet Mediterranean vibe... until the death threats hit like a spam bot at 3 AM! 🤡✈️💨 Our guy even tried to escape at the airport but got TURNED BACK like a failed Windows update! Windows users be like: “This is fine” while sipping their lukewarm coffee. ☕🚪🤔 👀💸 “If I wanted to get canceled, I wouldn’t have written a book, I’d just run for office,” Bray was *probably* heard muttering, while far-right influencers are out here clutching their pearls like it’s a QAnon meeting. 🙄✨ 🔥So what's next? Bray ends up hosting a TikTok course on how to dodge online harassment! Can we get that on my stonks chart? 📈💰 #CancelCultureIsLikeObsolete #HISTORYTLDR UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a shocking twist, Bray becomes the *next* influencer, teaching history as a lifestyle blogger in Spain while sipping sangria! 😱🍹 #ThisIsFine #BasedAndEducated