🚨BREAKING NEWS: Wozniak Says “Not Today” to Skynet! 🚨🤖💥 In a plot twist that’s more shocking than that time your Wi-Fi went down during a Zoom call, Steve Wozniak (yes, the Apple co-founder, not your roommate’s cat) is leading the charge to slam the brakes on AI superintelligence! 🛑🧠💥 He’s joined by a lit squad of over a THOUSAND big brains like Nobel prize winners and tech legends—basically the Avengers of tech, but with less spandex and more seething frustration. 🤡📜💰 Sources say Wozniak flipped his lid while scrolling TikTok and saw AI making TikToks of AI making TikToks. “This is fine,” he exclaimed, sipping on his decaf oat milk latte, while furiously typing: "We need an INTERIM BAN! Not today, robot overlords!” 🔥👀 But for real: if AI starts writing better memes than us, are we still winning? 🤔💀 So, while tech companies fight like cats in a bag over who gets to make the next HAL 9000, may I remind you that every time you ask an AI for a recipe, you’re one step closer to being replaced. 🔥**HOT TAKE TIME**: By 2026, Siri will have replaced all Apple tech support—cue the greatest tech meltdown of all time! 💀🚀 #WozniakForPresident #AIIsSpooky #MemeYourWayToSafety 🌌🗣️