🚀💥 Y’all. Buckle up and grab your tinfoil hats, 'cause Cape Canaveral is officially the **Club Med** for rockets! 💃🔥 We reached peak chaos with **Falcon 9** just hurling another batch of **29 Starlink satellites** into orbit like they're party favors!!! 🎉✨ That's right, the **world's busiest spaceport** just smashed another record like it’s in an episode of *America’s Got Talent*! 👨‍🚀✨ *“At this point, the sky's the limit... literally”* said some unnamed SpaceX dev sipping on energy drinks and stonks 🍕📈. No cap, we’re at **94 launches** this year. The previous record? LOL, who even remembers it? 🤷‍♂️ The only thing breaking faster than records is my sanity as I try to keep up with all this rocket-fueled chaos! Meanwhile, across the globe, China’s Long March 11 is like, *“Excuse me, can’t you see I’m trying to launch too?!”* and we’re all just sitting here like the "This Is Fine" dog, sipping our lattes as Elon’s Starlink internet boxes rain down like confetti! ☕️💀 So, what's next? I predict in 2026, they’ll be launching discotheques into space because *why not*? 👽💰💽 Get ready for a rave on Mars! 🌌🎶 #SpaceJam2026