🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE TECH UNDERWORLD 🚨: *An Inside Look at Life in the Cursor Cult* 👾💻💅 So, Brie Wolfson just dropped the *hot tea* on her wild 60-day shindig at Cursor – or as I like to call it: the “Techie Town Hall” where the only rule is “no meetings, all memes” 🤡🙌. That’s right folks, fewer scheduled meetings than a taco truck at 2 AM, and yet they still found time for some heavy-duty internal product testing. I mean, are these people developing the next Skynet or just testing if it’s possible to code without pants? 🤔💀 ALSO, here’s the kicker: they’re out here recruiting like they’re assembling the Avengers! 💪💰 “We need more devs, this isn't a math competition, it’s a full-on gladiator arena!” Apparently, if you can't code in three programming languages while simultaneously doing the worm, you’re NOT getting in. 🚀🎉 Some “leaked” chatter from a dev might sound like this: Dev 1: “What’s the meeting about?” Dev 2: “Dude, we don’t do meetings, we just vibe.” Dev 1: “Seems suspiciously chill.” Dev 2: “This is fine. 😅” 🔥 Hot take incoming: In 60 days, Cursor will either become the new Silicon Valley *Stonks* or just another cringe tech ghost town. 🚪💨 Who’s betting on an internal mutiny in 3...2...1? 👀💥