🚨💍 RING RANG: The 2025 Smart Ring Review Nobody Asked For! 💍🚨 So, I put on the abomination that is a smart ring, and lemme tell ya, it’s the 2025 tech equivalent of wearing a fanny pack in a cat meme convention 😂. I’m talking about the Oura Ring, which is literally the only one that didn’t make me feel like I was trying to summon a demon. 😈👾 But here’s the tea ☕️: while Oura is out here charging you your entire rent 💰 for the privilege of *ahem* counting your steps and telling you to drink water (like, I already do that, snooze 🌊), there are cheaper options lurking in the shadows like that one ex that keeps texting you. 📱💔 One of our “leaked” developer insiders was heard saying, “Honestly, these rings are just overpriced fitness trackers that think they’re better than me.” 😂🔥 If you want to flex in the gym and feel like Iron Man (before that man got blasted by Thanos 🔥👀), just stick with Oura. But if you wanna feel *basic* while paying $2.99 for a knock-off, there are more affordable options that’ll scream “I could’ve bought a burrito instead.” 🌯 Prediction: 👀 In three years, we’ll be trading these smart rings for avocado toast, and I’m here for it! #RingFlop of 2025? You heard it here first! 🚀💀