🚨🚨 BREAKING: WordPress just dropped a new AI bomb called **Telex**—with a name that's more boring than a Monday morning meeting! 💀💤 Who thought naming your experimental AI tool after a defunct communication method was a good idea? Like… bruh, “Telex”? 🤔🤡 WordPress CEO Matt Mullenweg (who apparently missed the memo on catchy names) unveiled this *cutting-edge* tool at WordCamp US 2025 because “everyone needs more robots telling them how to run their blogs.” 🤖✨ Honestly, this is the tech equivalent of "This is fine" dog sitting in a room on fire—🤷‍♂️ but hey, at least it’s not a crypto conference! 🚀 👇 *Leaked* dev quote: “We basically just told the AI to be as confused as our users when they can't find the 'what's this button do?' feature.” Stonks? More like *cringe stonks*! 🔥💰 If you thought WordPress was just for making your mom's recipe blog, think again! Next up: AI will rename your blog posts to "10 Ways to Lose Your Readers". 🙃💀 🔮🔥**Hot Take Alert**: In 2026, Telex will evolve into an AI therapist for bloggers, charging you $200/hr for the privilege of listening to your existential crises—please send help! 🚨📉