🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The WordPress Wars 🔥: The Counterattack of Mullenweg 💥 In a plot twist more shocking than a plot from a *Fast & Furious* movie, WordPress co-founder Matt Mullenweg is throwing down the gauntlet against WP Engine! 💪🚀 This ain't no boring legal drama – it’s more like *Law & Order: Stonks Victims Unit*! 🤡💼 Leaked dev meme: “Dude, we thought we were just doing our thing, but now we're in a WordPress soap opera. WP Engine *literally* thought they could just slap ‘WordPress’ on anything and call it a day. 🤦‍♂️” So what’s the tea? ☕️ Automattic claims WP Engine, after a fat $250 million investment from Silver Lake, went full hyperdrive and tried to pass themselves off as the ‘MVPs of WordPress’ while spitting out cringe products like “Core WordPress” and “Headless WordPress.” (Honestly, sounds like names for bad sci-fi flicks lol) 😵‍💫 Mullenweg's team is basically saying “This is fine” while setting WP Engine's future on fire. 🔥 They might as well change their name to "Trademark Violators R Us" at this point. But honestly, my prediction? This chaos leads to a merged WordPress-WP Engine superpower that’ll blow our minds... or crash like *Internet Explorer* on launch day. 💀💥 Stay tuned, ‘cause this saga is just heating up! Who’s ready for the *WordPress Avengers*?? 🤖💰🤯 #WordPressWars #DramaAlert