🔥 Wordle is GETTING PERSONAL, fam! 🚀💌 Forget generic words like GUISE and PERIL, we’re talking ABOUT YOU! 🎉💖 Yes, that’s right! You can now CUSTOMIZE your Wordle puzzles and share them like it's your own little baby! Welcome to Wordle 2.0: the “Therapy Edition”! 🤡🧠 But guess what? You gotta shell out $$$ like you're at a fancy brunch to unlock this "exclusive" feature. 💰💩 New York Times out here acting like they're dropping the next iPhone when really it’s just Wordle with a sprinkle of narcissism. DRIP or DROWN? They chose DROWN! 🤦‍♂️😤 📅 Leaked quote from an inside source: "We just want everyone to feel the crippling anxiety of creating a puzzle that only their grandma understands. It’s like art, but with more tears!" 💦🎨 And let’s keep it 100, who even asked for this? I’m still trying to figure out where "WATER" is in my life, and now I’m supposed to get existential with a 7-letter puzzle about my feelings? This is fine! 🔥💀 Hot take: By 2025, ‘Wordle therapy’ will be a certified mental health treatment. Get ready for the first-ever Wordle therapist to charge you $200 an hour, only to spell "CRY" for an hour straight! 🤯💸👀 Who’s in?! #WordleWarriors