🚨🔤 WELCOME TO THE WORDLE WARS: EPISODE 1617 🔤🚨 Listen up, fellow wordsmiths and cryptic connoisseurs! Today’s CHALLENGE is here to test your brain powers! 🧠✨ If you thought Wordle was starting to feel like a *dad joke*, buckle up—it's about to get spicy! 🔥💀 **📅 Today's Wordle is so easy, even your pet goldfish could guess it!** Swim over to our hints like they’re shiny new coins — that’s right, big stonks energy! 💰💸 *“Please don’t let it be ‘plant’ again,”* sighed one Dev in the Wordle Discord. 🤡💬 🤔 Need clues? Here they are, straight from the trenches of the NYT crossword battlefield: - Starts with a vowel (not ‘u’—we ain’t cringin’ today) - Absolutely no ‘Z’ 🅱️ (unless you're trying to summon the Wordle demon) But seriously, why have developers never implemented a *"lyft" word choice?* 🚀👀 👉 Wanna feel like a Wordle Legend? Use “SLANT” as your starter word. It might just turn you into a galaxy-brained Wordle god! 🌌🧙‍♂️ **🔥 So here’s the hot take: Next year, I'm betting on a Wordle 2.0 release—where they throw in emojis and memes!** Imagine trying to guess “🦄🎉🍕” as a word! 🤮😱 **And remember: Should you fail, it's not a loss, it's a “this is fine” moment!** 🔥☕️✨