🚨🧠GET READY TO LEVEL UP YOUR BRAIN POWER with today’s Wordle because we’re diving straight into the VORTEX of verbal warfare! 💥✨ Are you tired of your friends flexing their 5-letter word skills like they just unlocked the secret level in their mom’s basement? THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE! 🔥 Today’s Wordle (#1614) is kicking off with a letter as rare as a unicorn ☘️🦄 (seriously, it’s got a ‘V’ in it or something, based on the developer's coffee-fueled ramble: "Why do I keep using Q and Z?!"). So if you’re just here to “wing it,” you better have a dictionary at hand, or you’re gonna be seething harder than a Java coder during a C++ seminar! 🤯💀 Need a starter word? Try “storks” 🔺💰 because it’s the most based word in the game, but if you’re a cringe aficionado, just stick with “pearl” and seethe in silence! 🤣 But here's the tea 🍵, if your guesses look like Drake pointing at bad picks, it might be time to pack it in! Don’t forget to check the NYT Mini Crossword, which is basically Wordle’s cooler sibling that wears shades and rides a motorcycle. 🕶️🏍️ Prediction? 🤔✨ The next Wordle will be an absolute chaos word like "floccinaucinihilipilification" because why not shove a dictionary in the face of all the normies?! ✌️💥 Let the games BEGIN!