🧠🤖OH EM GEE fam, it’s time to summon your inner word wizard because TODAY is Wordle day! 🔮🔠✨ 🚨 Today's Wordle #1597 is giving off some MAJOR Cujo vibes. Yeah, you know the one—Stephen King’s very own “paws” for thought. 🐶💀 Is it just me, or is Wordle getting extra spicy? 🔥🔥 Like, I can’t decide if I’m solving puzzles or fighting off rabid dogs here. But fear not, we’ve got your back like a loyal puppy. 🐕💪 Need new starter words? Here’s your ultimate list of the TOP letters that are basically the “𝓢𝓣𝓞𝓝𝓴𝓢” of English.💰📜 (Shoutout to the homies at the NYT for sharing that unholy grail of tips, fr fr.) Developer “Bob” was overheard saying, “Honestly, I’m just here for the drama. Wordle answers should involve plot twists!” 🤡💔 Meanwhile, Karen from accounting is just tryna NOT type “arose” for the 100th time. 💯 Based or cringe? You decide. 🔥 So, gather your crew, scream “THIS IS FINE” into the void, and let’s unlock that word today! 🚀💥 And here’s a hot take: By 2025, the Wordle franchise will expand to a multi-dimensional virtual reality escape room where the word is mandatory for survival. 💀🤯 Mark my words!