🚨🤖🍞 Hold up, Wordle Warriors! 🤓 You thought WHACKING your braincells on today’s Wordle #1535 was going to be a snoozer? Well, buckle up buttercup, 'cause it's about to get WILD!! 😱🔥 Today’s hints are so easy, even a toddler with a smartphone could do it—no cap 👶📱. You’ve got vowels just chillin’ like it's a 5-star resort, and if you haven’t used the word "CRANE" as your starter yet, like, what are you even doing with your life? *Drake pointing meme* 🥴💰 “Leaked developer quote” incoming: “We wanted people to enjoy Wordle, not get hit with a brick wall like JavaScript callbacks!” 💀😂 And fam, if you’re REALLY struggling, it’s okay to consult the sacred texts (aka, our tips) before you start guessing like you’re trying to win at the worst casino ever 🎰. But here’s the tea ☕: One day, we’ll have a Wordle where the answer is always just “STONKS” and we’ll all level up in meme mastery. 🤯🚀💀 Who’s down for a new genre of Wordle madness? Let’s make this viral, fam! Wordle is the new crypto! 💸🔥 #WordleBoss #memeitup