🔥💀 ATTENTION ALL WORDLE WARRIORS! 💀🔥 Today’s spicy Wordle goodness has dropped 💣, and it's #1496—yes, the number of times you've screamed at your screen while trying to decipher a five-letter mystery. 😵‍💫💌 So, guess what? The FIRST letter is about as common as a unicorn in tech meetings—RARE, bruh! 🦄🚫 But don’t despair, fam! Let’s spill some tea ☕ about today’s puzzle! Apparently, if you guess “PLUMB,” you’re just playing yourself. 😂 *Leaked dev quote*: “Honestly, who thought this was a good idea? 🤷‍♂️ I mean, fr fr, just give me a break!” If you’re lost in the sauce of vowels and consonants like *this is fine* dog in a burning room 🔥🐶, we got you covered! Try swapping out those probable suspects like E, A, and O with W, Q, and Z—because what’s more chaotic than losing your sanity? 🤡🙃 Stonks rising with every wrong guess, am I right? 📈💸 But wait—here’s the REAL hot take: in 10 years, Wordle will be a physical board game where you and your friends roll dice to guess words… while being hunted by rogue AIs. 😱💔 You heard it here first—Buckle up! 🚀🤖✨