🚨🐑🎉 BREAKING NEWS, CULTOIDS! 🎉🐑🚨 Guess what? The Cult of the Lamb just dropped a *massive* new DLC bombshell: *Woolhaven* is on the way, and it's coming to a winter wonderland near you in EARLY 2026! 🌨️💀 That’s right, the game where cuteness meets chaos is BACK with more dungeons than your local IKEA and new frosty vibes that’ll make you go “this is fine” while your followers are seething in confusion about your god-like abilities. ❄️😬💰 👀 *Leaked developer quote*: “We thought, what if we add a deadly mountain zone and some rot to really mess with their heads? 🤔💭” And don’t you worry! There’s a NEW ranching system, because nothing screams “cult leader” like raising rare animals for wool and a sweet ride. 🌈🚜 *Drake laughs in approval*. But hold up! 🤔 No price set yet? Is that a stonks moment or am I just coping with the fact that my wallet is about to take a hit? 💸💀 🔥 Hot Take: By 2026, gaming will just be us raising digital sheep and debating the ethics of cult leadership while our real lives devolve into chaos—can’t wait!! 😈🛌💥 So get READY to throw your followers into the blizzard with your questionable decisions! SHARE THIS CHAOS, PEOPLE! 💥🔥🤖