💥BREAKING NEWS: WOLVERINE GAMEPLAY REVEAL – AND IT SLAPS HARDER THAN YOUR EX'S CHEATING HEART! 💔🐾 After what feels like a decade of waiting (seriously, I could've graduated college during this time 🎓💀), the claws are finally out! 🐾👆 Insomniac Games just dropped the biggest tease since my last Tinder date, revealing a bloody LITTLE SNIPPET from the upcoming Wolverine game. And boy, it’s looking like an absolute meat grinder! 🔪💩 Picture this: a solo Wolverine story that’s so chaotic it makes your 8-year-old self’s action figures look like a baking show. 🦸‍♂️🧁 But hold up! This isn’t releasing until FALL 2026... like, are we seriously sending me into a 3-year hibernation? 😴😱 "Bro, it's not a game," says one anonymous dev on the project, "it's basically a therapy session, but with more blood.” 💀💰 And here we thought playing games was about *having fun.* Nah, fam, it's a whole funeral for your wallet! 💵💀 But let’s be real, this is just another ‘cope’ from Sony to distract us from the fact they’re still out here selling us remasters of games we played in middle school. 😂🤦‍♂️ 🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: By the time this game drops, my grandma will have a PS6, and we’ll be mourning Wolverine at the GameAwards 2027! 🚀💔💸 #stonks #thisisfine