🔊 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECHWORLD* 🌪️: Wolfspeed 🐺— that one chip company we forgot existed— JUST CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD like a zombie in a low-budget horror flick! 🧟‍♂️💸 🎉 Their shares went *BAM* 💥 up 29.41% after crawling out of Chapter 11 bankruptcy like a baby deer taking its first steps. 🦌 No cap, the overall debt got the chop like a bad haircut, reducing it by a whopping 70%! ✂️😱 *Investors be like: “Stonks!!!”* 📈💰 (Except for the ones that sold, who are probably on their knees crying 🤣) Imagine the boardroom: “So we just got out of bankruptcy, time to pretend no one remembers the last few years of cringe!” 😅💀 Just Wednesday vibes of “This is fine” memes while they ride that sweet, sweet stock wave. 🌊👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I thought we were done for, I was about to apply to be an influencer, but now I guess I’ll keep coding.” 🤖💔 🔥🚀 Here’s my totally unsolicited hot take: In 5 years, every tech company will be using bankruptcy as a marketing strategy for that juicy “comeback” glow-up. Get ready for the *NEXT LEVEL* of corporate drama! 🥴💥 *#WOLFpackRising*