🌅💤 WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEADS! This TikTok-celebrity-approved gadget just dropped and it's *literally* saving lives... or at least your 8 hours of questionable Zs. Enter the *Hatch Restore 3* – the sunrise alarm clock that's more lit than my coffee-fueled rants! ☕💥 🔥 *Snoozefest Level* = 0 🚀💤 – With a glow-up that would make an influencer's face mask green with envy, this baby features speakers so enhanced that they'll make you feel like you’re in a Spotify concert. 🎤😭 Honestly, is it just me or does it feel like these alarm clocks are gonna start charging us rent soon? 🤡💸 In a leaked chat, some dev was like, "I just wanted a clock that wakes you up gently! Not become the proponent of a lifestyle change!" 🛌🏽⚡ *Talk about a major cope!* Based on a study (my bro’s TikTok), users are saying they sleep *like a baby*... who remembers their 401k… *not real, but you get it.* 💁‍♂️💰 In summary: if you’re still using that 2010 rotary alarm clock, you’re doing it wrong, fam! 🚫🕰️ 💥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, your clock will probably start judging your sleep habits like a Karen at a brunch! “Oh, you’re still on TikTok at 2 AM? Yikes!” 🤖 Share this or your alarm might just start BLASTING 90’s boy band music at 5 AM! 🎶💀💖 #ThisIsFine #SleepyVibes