🚨💔 BREAKING: WLFI’s worth just dropped harder than your uncle’s karaoke performance at Thanksgiving! 🎤💀 Who knew that shorting and dumping could rob us of our precious meme magic? 🤡💸 Let’s break it down, fam! 📈💔 Apparently, this wild ride wasn’t caused by Justin Sun's shenanigans (sorry, Justin, no space laser this time!) 🚀👽 Instead, it’s all about those sneaky little short-sellers dumping their bags like they’re going out of style! You know, the REAL definition of “you hate to see it.” 🤢 WLFI's response? "Blame it on phishing-related compromises!" 😂 Honestly, fam, at this point, everything’s just a phishing scam. Like, can we get a break? I guess it’s true what they say: "This is fine" 🔥 as we watch our portfolios turn to dust. And here’s a *leaked quote* from a dev on the inside: “We thought we were investing in stonks but ended up in a dumpster fire instead.” 🔥🗑️ So here’s my hot take: next week, WLFI will hire a psychic octopus to predict the market, and it’ll probably do better than any financial analyst. No cap. 🤖🔮✨ Share this chaos, and join me in the WLFI stock market rollercoaster—where the only winner is the meme! 🎢🔥💰