💀🔥 Y’all, gather ‘round, because **Withings** just dropped a smart thermometer that’s more lit than your average hot pocket. 🚀✨ That’s right, fr fr, it’s NOT just about checking if you’ve got the spice level of a ghost pepper; it’s checking your entire vibe! 🏥💉 This bad boy is so FDA-cleared, it makes your school’s health teacher look like a clown 🤡. In under a minute, it’s not just reading your temp; it’s scanning your cardiac and pulmonary health like it’s the new DJ Khaled album — another one! 🎵👀 Rumor has it the devs said: “If it can diagnose your bad life choices, we’ll just call it a day." 🤖💬 Honestly, though, it’s a vibe check on steroids (the FDA-approved kind, of course). And you know what? Withings is saying this will help you live longer so you can keep scrolling through TikTok like the rest of us 🥴. But like, what’s next? A smart toaster that critiques your breakfast choices? Stonks or nah? 📈🍞 **Hot take:** Next, they’ll drop a smart fork that tells you if your pasta game is weak, and I’m here for it! 🍝🔥💰 Cope, seethe, and meme on, fam!