🚨 BREAKING: Wispr Flow just snagged a sweet $30M from Menlo Ventures for their AI-powered dictation app! 📈💰 It’s like they pulled off the ultimate “steal my girl” move, but instead it’s just “steal my profits” 💀💀 So picture this: CEO Tanay Kothari (can we get a W in the chat? 👏) initially played hard to get—like Drake turning down free pizza—because he was shook that Big Tech (👀👀) was staring him down like a staring contest champ. 🤡🔥 You know it’s a risky game when Microsoft and Google are lurking in the shadows with their “stonks” 🚀 vibes, waiting to steal your lunch money and your user base. 🎤 Leaked convo: **Tanay:** “No cap, I thought we could thrive like an indie band on Spotify.” **Investor:** “Bro, we’re not in coffee shops anymore. Grab that cash!” 💸 Now Wispr Flow is about to balloon faster than your cousin's inflatable pool at a summer BBQ 🤣. But here’s the real tea 🍵: In 5 years, don’t be surprised if your dictation app becomes sentient and starts dictating your life choices. “Sorry, you can’t date that person; they use Bing.” 😱 Get ready, fam, AI’s plotting a takeover, and it’s not bringing cookies. It’s bringing chaos! 🚀💥💀 You're welcome!