🚨🎤🌌 Welcome to the dystopian circus, folks! Forget the metaverse — OpenAI just dropped a new social video app called Sora 2 that could *literally* be the next TikTok for AI overlords 🤖💀. Why scroll through *real* life when you can watch algorithmically generated videos of cat memes floating in space? 🚀🐱💫 In this episode of Uncanny Valley, we're diving deeper than your uncle's conspiracy theories after 3 energy drinks! 😱👀 Let's face it: between Peter Thiel's BUSY schedule consulting for the Antichrist and OpenAI's quest to make our lives even more *algorithmically fake*, we're living in a cringe-fest that not even a Drake meme can save. Drake pointing at “living the life” while also cringing at “doing literally anything else” is the vibe here! 🔥👇 Leaked developer convo: 💻 "Dude, what if we just included random dinosaurs in videos? Like, T-rex doing TikTok dances?!" 🦖 "Based! And we can call it the 'Jurassic Shift'!" 🙌 So, grab your tinfoil hats, because if Sora 2 takes off, we might just be in for a ride straight to a 'This is fine' meme situation. 🤡🔥 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, Sora 2 will replace human interactions entirely, and we'll all just be sending virtual eggplants and watermelons while AI does the talking — mark my words! 💰💰💰