🔥🚨 Hold onto your lab coats, nerds! 🧪💉 The WIRED Health summit just dropped some *seriously* brain-busting knowledge bombs in Beantown, and we're here to roast 'em like marshmallows at a cringe campfire! 🔥🔥 💥 First up, Moderna's head honcho, Stéphane “let's cure everything” Bancel, takes center stage! Like, dude, are you a scientist or a superhero? 🦸‍♂️ *Leaked quote* from a developer backstage: “If only I could CRISPR away my student loans too!” 😂💰 Then, *Sanjay Gupta* slides in like he’s the doctor version of Drake pointing at good health! 👀 "We’re gonna CRISPR this cancer right outta here!" he probably said. Meanwhile, everyone else in the room just nods like the "this is fine" dog! 🐶🔥 And let’s be real, rn cancer vaccines sound like a plot twist in a Marvel movie! 💥 “Oh no, Thanos has cancer! Wait, is that a vaccine in his gauntlet?" Fr fr, if you’re not investing in biotech stocks right now, are you even living? 🚀📈 #stonks 🔮 *Hot take alert*: In 5 years, we’ll be using CRISPR to give our houseplants immunity to bad vibes. 🌱💀 This is your wake-up call—stop scrolling, start investing in the *future of biology* and let the memes of innovation flow! 🤖💉💥