💤💤 Y’all ever heard of the phrase “new era”? Well, WIRED just pulled a “hold my kombucha” moment and decided to slap us across the face with PREMIUM newsletters and livestream Q&As—because who doesn’t want to pay for content that *literally* existed two decades ago? 🤡💸 🤖 Imagine journalists typing away like it's 1999 while you’re over here wondering if you should pay for a premium newsletter or save your lunch money to invest in stonks—fr fr, we’re not even mad 😤. And don’t even get me started on those Q&As. It’s gonna be like a Zoom call with your mom trying to figure out why her Wi-Fi is slower than her understanding of memes. 🤦‍♂️ Leaked developer quote: “We figured, why not just charge for the same things we gave away for free—no cap!” 💀🔥 📖✊ So, WIRED wants to make journalism available in ways that cater to your specific needs? This is that “Drake pointing” meme but instead of the fancy new tech, we just get...more emails. 😩🚀 🔥💯 Hot take: in five years, we’ll all be *living* in the metaverse where the only thing anyone reads is the premium version of ‘My Cat’s Diary’ because *that’s* where the real content is at. You heard it here first! 🤯💌 So, are you gonna join the revolution or just cope and seethe in mediocrity? Your call! 🌌✨