🚨BREAKING: Tech Drama Alert! 🚨 Grab your popcorn 🍿 and let’s dive into this dumpster fire of “negative gross margins” - because who needs profits when you have vibes? 🙃💸 So, like, apparently, Windsurf's margins are more negative than the vibes at a party full of introverts 💀. You ever seen a tech company try to float on bad margins? It’s like trying to put a brick on a sailboat, fam. “Windsurf” is giving off major “this is fine” vibes as they drown in their own balance sheet, while the rest of the coding world watches with all the optimism of Drake pointing to his “not this” meme. "Honestly, we thought we were just vibing," said a hypothetical developer 🤖💬, “but turns out we were actually just sinking.” Stonks go brrrr... right off a cliff! And let's not get started on Cursor and Lovable. These tools are like that friend who says they’re “working hard” when they’re actually scrolling through TikTok. 🤡🤦‍♂️ But hey, at least they’re *lovable* right? I mean, if by lovable you mean painfully underperforming 🤢. Hot take: By next quarter, we’ll see AI programming tools morph into full-on therapists. “You know what you should really do? Delete your code and start fresh. Let's talk about your feelings...” 💰🔥 Invest in self-care, folks. The coding world needs therapy! 💻💔