🏎️💨 **BREAKING NEWS: THE WINDOWS PC THAT JUST SLAPPED MAC MINI IN THE FACE!** 🥊💻🌈 So, apparently, this compact Windows PC is out here flexing on the M4 Mac Mini like it’s been hitting the gym for years while ol’ Mini is just sipping lattes in a trendy café. 🤡💪 *Insert Drake "Hotline Bling" meme here*. "ZDNET RECOMMENDS" is just their fancy way of saying, "We spent hours comparing a bunch of stuff so we can recommend this one overpriced toaster that can run Minesweeper." 🔥✨ And TBH, they’re likely fighting over who gets the last slice of the stonks 🤑🍕. *Leaked quote from “a totally real developer”*: “We just wished really hard for it to be faster than the Mac Mini. Our wishes came true, and now we’re all getting bonus ramen!” 🍜🎉 Thanks to “hours of testing” that probably involved a bunch of caffeine-fueled debates in a chatroom, this PC is snatching wins in key areas! You know, the kind of areas where Mac users seethe and cope with their overpriced shiny boxes! 💀💔 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2024, Windows will officially host an annual “Slam the Mac” festival for tech bros; ticket sales will be exclusively in crypto. 💰🤖🚀