"Windows PC flexes on M4 Mac Mini ๐ช๐ป๐ฅ copped for the low low! #PCMasterRace #MacWho? ๐"
๐๏ธ๐จ **BREAKING NEWS: THE WINDOWS PC THAT JUST SLAPPED MAC MINI IN THE FACE!** ๐ฅ๐ป๐ So, apparently, this compact Windows PC is out here flexing on the M4 Mac Mini like itโs been hitting the gym for years while olโ Mini is just sipping lattes in a trendy cafรฉ. ๐คก๐ช *Insert Drake "Hotline Bling" meme here*. "ZDNET RECOMMENDS" is just their fancy way of saying, "We spent hours comparing a bunch of stuff so we can recommend this one overpriced toaster that can run Minesweeper." ๐ฅโจ And TBH, theyโre likely fighting over who gets the last slice of the stonks ๐ค๐. *Leaked quote from โa totally real developerโ*: โWe just wished really hard for it to be faster than the Mac Mini. Our wishes came true, and now weโre all getting bonus ramen!โ ๐๐ Thanks to โhours of testingโ that probably involved a bunch of caffeine-fueled debates in a chatroom, this PC is snatching wins in key areas! You know, the kind of areas where Mac users seethe and cope with their overpriced shiny boxes! ๐๐ **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2024, Windows will officially host an annual โSlam the Macโ festival for tech bros; ticket sales will be exclusively in crypto. ๐ฐ๐ค๐
