🔥🚀 BREAKING NEWS! Get ready to be *absolutely shocked* 😱: You can now search Google WITHOUT even opening a browser in Windows! 🤯💻 Introducing the floating Google search bar, aka the new " productivity hack" your boss will pretend to care about at the next Zoom call. Because who needs focus when you can half-heartedly scroll through Google while pretending to work? 🕵️‍♂️✨ Imagine this: You're coding away like a pro, and BOOM 💥—you now have that tasty Google goodness floating on your screen, begging you to look up cat memes 🐱😂 instead of finishing your project. *THIS IS FINE*, right? 👀 🤖 "Honestly, I just wanted to check my stonks 📈, but now I'm knee-deep in conspiracy theories about lizard people," leaked a dev we totally didn’t make up. 🙃💯 Drake is out here dodging productivity like "Nah, I don't want to actually work—just let me browse endlessly!" 🙅‍♂️ But no cap, you’ll end up in a Doomscrolling K-hole, clutching your keyboard like it’s your last hope. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Google fully integrates with Windows and takes over our brains! Say hello to the *Google Mind Palace*! 💰👑 Share this if you're ready for the ride into tech chaos! 💀💣