🎉🎊🎈🎂 Happy 40th Birthday, Windows!! 🎉🎊🎈🎂 But yikes, fam, it feels like we just blew out the candles for our grandpa who keeps showing up to parties in Crocs and a fanny pack—cringe and no cap! 🥴💀 Microsoft is over here like: 👋💬 "Remember how we made you seethe with Windows 8? Well, *hold my drink.* We’re about to do it again with AI!” 🔥🚀 Windows 11 is like that person who keeps changing their personality every year, trying to stay relevant while we all just want the Start menu back. Drake’s pointing at the classic menu screaming, "You’re a legend, but why are you looking like a TikTok filter now?!" 🤔📉💔 But wait, it gets juicer! Rumor has it developers are screaming into the void: 🧑‍💻💬 "We thought we’d learn from Windows 8, but here we are again diving headfirst into the AI abyss! Send help!" 🆘 Microsoft actually thinks AI will save them, but let’s be real—this is gonna go down like those “active shooter” announcements for game releases. 🎮💩 Fr fr, the only thing more chaotic than Windows updates is the average Twitter thread. **Unhinged Prediction Alert** 🚨: In 2030, Microsoft will require every user to have a VR headset for basic functionality, and the only thing that’ll be familiar is us watching helplessly as our PCs turn into sentient beings. We got a new roommate, fam! 🤖💸💀 Share this wild ride with your homies before the next update breaks your system! 💥💥 #WindowsChaos #AIOverload