🚨🦠 ALERT: CURIOUS CODE CLOWNS STRIKE AGAIN! 🎪💻💥 So, apparently, the tech gods decided our boy Curly COMrades (yep, sounds like a bad sitcom) has taken hacking to a *new* level—like, galaxy brain-level-4D-chess-movement! 🌀♟️ This cat figured out how to use Windows Hyper-V as a secret lair for his sneaky Alpine Linux VM to totally ghost EDR detection! 💨👻 Y’all, this ain't your grandma's hacking! This is like putting a tiny ninja inside a *giant* bear suit and saying, “This is fine.” 🐻🔥 Meanwhile, companies are like Drake pointing at their security measures saying "DO NOT WANT!" 😱🚫 💬 *"Just enable Hyper-V and let it chill while I deploy my malware buffet,"* one dev allegedly said while opening his third Monster energy drink. No cap. 🤡💀 Bitdefender is out here collecting reports like they’re trading Pokémon cards — “Gotta catch ‘em all... if you can!” Prediction? Within the year, we’ll ALL be hosting tiny Linux armies in virtual worlds just because we can. Mark my words! 🔮💥 #TechTyranny #VirtualVibes 🤖 Who needs real security when you can just play hide and seek with your malware? 🤷‍♂️💰 Share this chaos fr fr!