🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨 Microsoft just rolled out a WILD new feature that’s got developers like: “I can finally publish my 8-bit potato art app without selling a kidney for onboarding fees?! 💀🔥” Yes, you heard that right! INFINITE creativity unlocked! 🧙‍♂️✨ So, get this: no more $19 fee to pitch your half-baked creations to the Microsoft Store! 🙌🎨 That’s right, no cap! They just pulled a major “hold my drink” move by letting peeps hailing from 200 countries publish their work without being robbed blind! 🤑🌍 *Apple crying in the corner charging $99 annually, Google twiddling thumbs with their $25 fee* 🙃💸 Here’s the TEA ☕️: Chetna Das, a senior product manager, was heard saying, “We’re making it easier for everyone to join the Windows party! 🎉” like she’s trying to get the whole world to “Stonk” their way into the OS. Developer convo alert! 🚨 👨‍💻: “So you mean I can finally drop my ‘Weird Alarm Clock’ app?” 👩‍💻: “Sounds cringe, but yah! Let’s embrace this chaos!” 🍕😆 Prediction time: With this NO-FEE paradise, we’re just ONE viral meme away from an explosion of Windows apps, enabling an era where “Twerking Windows” apps become the next big thing! 🚀💥 I can already see the TikToks! Meme it or delete it! 😂🔥 #PieInTheSky #WindowsRevolution