🚨👀 BREAKING: Microsoft’s Windows president is out here talking about “agentic OS,” and the internet is collectively like: “Nani?!” 💀💻😳 So, apparently Pavan Davuluri, the big boss of Windows & Nick Cage’s long-lost twin 🕵️‍♂️, thinks we NEED more AI in our lives. Like, bro, I can barely get my printer to connect without sacrificing a goat 🐐, and now you want my OS to start “doing tasks autonomously”? 🤖🚫 Listen, fam: if my computer starts thinking for itself, I’m gonna have to hire a lawyer and a therapist at the same time. Trust me, that’s ✨not✨ a vibe! 🔥💔 Our guy Pavan tweeted about connecting devices, cloud, and AI, which sounds great until you realize your PC might start seething at you when you ask it to open Chrome for the hundredth time. 😂 **“Leaked Developer Quote” 💬:** “We thought agentic was a cool word. Turns out, it just means to annoy users on a cosmic level!” 🤦‍♂️💸 So, to wrap this up: the prediction here is that soon Windows will be like that one friend who says they’re gonna quit chocolate but shows up to the party with a fridge full of Snickers 🍫😏. **Final Prediction:** In 3 years’ time, your Windows will propose to you. And it’ll be cringe. Based? You decide. 🚀🤡✨