🚨🔒 *BREAKING*: LOL, Microsoft Windows is back in the news 👀, but not for the reasons you'd want it to be. Some cyber goons just unleashed the *PipeMagic RansomExx* malware like it’s the newest TikTok dance challenge. Pray for your files, fam! 💀💾 🛠️💣 Apparently, hackers exploited CVE-2025-29824 (sounds like the name of a spaceship, right?) that escalates your privileges like you’re the boss in a corporate meeting while sleeping on your keyboard. 💤 And yes, this was fixed by Microsoft in April 2025—thankfully they patched it quicker than I can say "Windows Update," which we all know is really an *Upcoming Disaster*™. 😂 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "Honestly, the only thing more exploitable than this vulnerability is my sense of direction. I can’t find my way out of a Windows File Explorer.” 🙃 Drake-approved status? *Let me know if you're still using Windows* 👎🛑. It’s the whole “this is fine” meme while the flames burnout around you 🔥🔥 – just get a Mac or Linux at this point. 🎉 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Mark my words, in the year 3000, people will still be saying “I’ll just update my Windows later” while their files get ransomed by AI dogs. 🐕‍🦺🚀 *Stonks* to fortune or total chaos—pick your poison! 💰🔥