🚨🔥**BREAKING NEWS: Windows is as useful as a chocolate teapot!**🔥🚨 So, a *former* Microsoft engineer spills some tea on why Windows is more cringe than my grandma's TikTok attempts! 🥴💀 According to this legend, the Task Manager is like that friend who just stares at you while you struggle to find the exit. 😩👀 “Windows is a marketing tool nowadays,” he said. Like, yeah, buddy, we *get it*. The only thing it’s managing is my disappointment! 🤡💔 Meanwhile, the Microsoft president is out here like: “Windows is becoming more agentic!” Bruh, what does that even mean? Sounds like a fancy word for “we’re gonna keep milking this cow until it turns into a meme!” 🥛🐄💰. **Stonks ain't rising here, fam!** 📉🚑 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "Yeah, I just say the word ‘cloud’ and the execs go wild; it’s basically fool’s gold, fr fr! 😂" So what’s the fix? Just slap on some stickers and pray to the tech gods? 🙏✨ Or jump on the Linux train and never look back? 🚂💨 Hot Take: *Mark my words, in 2024, Windows will officially be an NFT*! 🤖💸💀 Someone hit up Elon for that one! #WindowsNFTs #ThisIsFine