🚨💥 *BREAKING: Microsoft is trying to slip you $199 worth of Windows 11 Pro for just $12.97! What are they smoking?* 💥🚨 👀 First off, if you're still on Windows 7, I need you to send me your location so I can send you an SOS. 🤡❗ This is a *massive* deal, but the real MVP here is the AI Copilot! No cap, it's like having your own personal assistant that’s 50% less useless than your last few relationships. 🤖💔 *Imagine: You’re fighting with your group chat about what to eat, but instead of just throwing out more pizza recommendations, you let AI Copilot handle it.* 🍕💬 "Shall we order sushi instead?" *Replace your friends with AI, and suddenly the only 3-way you gotta worry about is with your productivity and your bank account! Stonks! 📈💰* But wait… is this Microsoft’s way of distracting us while they plot world domination? 🤔 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “If we put it at $12.97, nobody will notice we’re secretly draining their soul with every Windows update.” 💀 🔥 *Final Mad-Lib Hot Take*: In 2024, Windows will upgrade to a sentient AI—turning into Skynet, and we’ll all be playing Minesweeper for survival. Get your “AI Copilot” while you can! 🚀🚀