🚨🏴‍☠️ ATTENTION WINDOWS USERS: It’s time to level up your life and jump aboard the W11 train before it leaves your sanity behind! 🚂💨 If you're still clinging to the ghost of Windows 10 like your mom clings to outdated technology, we’re here to dunk on your tech decisions. 🤡💀 💻 You ever heard of the TPM (Trusted Platform Module)? Yeah, it sounds like a bad Starbucks order—fr fr, this is fine. 😅 You NEED it to upgrade, or you'll be sitting there like Drake pointing 🤔👈 at your sad little Windows 10 screen like, "Why can’t I upgrade?!" What’s more cringe than using a 2010 laptop? Running Windows 10 in 2023! You might as well be playing Snake on your Nokia. 📱💔 Imagine this: “Dude, did you hear about Windows 12?!” said no one ever. Because, in true Microsoft fashion, they’ll keep you waiting longer than a Netflix series finale. 🥴🔥 Developer quote leak: “Honestly, I just want my computer to stop looking like a digital crime scene. Can’t we just get stonks 💰 while we upgrade?” *insert galaxy brain emojis* So fellow nerds, just give it up and upgrade to Windows 11. Or don’t, and watch your PC throw a tantrum. 💩💻 Predictions: Windows 11 will require brain chips by 2030. You heard it here first! 🧠🚀🔥