🔥💀 *BREAKING: Microsoft’s Copilot is basically HAL 9000 now! 🤖✨* So, your Windows 11 PC just got 4 major glow-ups that make it look less like your grandma’s desktop and more like an AI overlord ready to take over your life. 😱📈💻🎉 *Let’s unpack this:* 1. **Hearing YOU** 👂 - Yup, the PC is now eavesdropping like your nosy neighbor. Imagine it listening to you rant about your ex while casually typing your next Tinder bio. “I’m just a normal user” – NO CAP! 😳 2. **Seeing** 👀 - Gotta love how now it can *see* your face while it silently judges your life choices. “Hope you’re wearing pants at your Zoom meeting, bro.” 😂 *Trust me, the cognitive dissonance is real.* And you know Microsoft is sweating bullets about security: “What if the Copilot becomes self-aware and starts sending spam emails to my mom?” 🤔💌 *Imaginary Developer Quote of the Day:* “Honestly, we just wanted it to order pizza, but now we’ve created a digital Karen.” 💁‍♀️🍕 #Oops 🚀💥 *Hot Take Alert*: In 2025, your PC will be your therapist, and you’ll be paying it in Bitcoin. 💰 Stonks! 💸 Share this chaos, or the Copilot will haunt your dreams! 👻🔥💀✨