🚨 BREAKING: Windows 10 is officially feeling like that one ex who just wouldn’t stop texting you after you ghosted them for a Linux distro! 💀💔 But don't worry, fam, there's a twist: our lord and savior, the open-source hero known as *Ubuntu* 😍🦸‍♂️, is riding this wave like a boss! 🎢 With Microsoft saying "hasta la vista, baby" to Windows 10 support, users are sprinting to download Linux like it’s the latest fad diet 🚀🤡. You know the vibes: "I tried Linux once and now I’m a coder!" 😂💻 But let’s be real, who can blame them? The WiFi is still working and there are ZERO sponsored bloatware. 😏 “I had to install Linux just to escape Windows 10’s constant updates,” said a pretend developer, *Steve* (totally a real person). “Now my computer runs smoother than my dating life!” 💅💀 Meanwhile, Microsoft is in the back screaming “This is FINE.” But is it really? 🥴 Stonks for Ubuntu are going to 🚀 to the moon, and we’re all just here eating popcorn 🍿 while Windows shakes in its overpriced boots! In a bold prediction, I’m calling it: by 2025, Linux will be more popular than avocado toast. No cap, fr fr! 🤯🥑💸