🚨🌍 ILLEGAL PLASTIC TAKEOVER ALERT!! 🌍🚨 So listen up fam, while we were all busy scrolling TikTok or binging the latest Netflix cringe, the UN was out here trying to save our planet from turning into a giant plastic soup. 🍜💔 They started a whole committee back in 2022 and have been conjuring up a LEGALLY BINDING treaty to end the plastic apocalypse. But lemme tell ya—it's going about as well as a cat in a dog park. 😹💩 Imagine 175 countries trying to agree on what counts as plastic pollution. Sounds like a middle school group project where nobody does their homework and everyone brings chips to the party instead—ALL STONKS, NO BRAIN! 💀💰 And just like that, after five meetings, they ended up in Busan looking like “This Is Fine” dog, just vibing while the world is burning in plastic flames. 🔥😂 “Negotiation? Nah, I thought we were just vibing!” - *Some UN negotiator probably* ✨🤖 Fast-forward to INC-5.2 in Geneva this August—more like INC-5.2 million excuses! Don’t be shocked if they just order pizza and call it a day. 🍕😩 🔥🏴‍☠️ Prediction Alert: At this rate, by 2050 we’ll be trading plastic like Pokémon cards—“I’ll give you three water bottles for one of your rare Snorlax! It’s mint condition!” 🤯💥