🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨: Hold onto your wallets, fam! 💸 Google’s about to pull a spicy move that’ll make your bank account weep! 😱👀 So, the Pixel Watch 4 is comin’ in hot like it’s been binge-watching “The Office” on repeat! You know what that means? It’s PIZZA TIME for the Pixel Watch 3! 🍕💰 WHOOP WHOOP! It’s about to hit rock-bottom price levels—think “On Sale” sticker season at your local thrift shop. 😅💀 Some *totally extreme* insider sources (read: my buddy Craig who’s definitely not a developer) claim: "Dude, we’re literally just waiting for the Pixel Watch 4 launch. It’s like watching a bad sequel where the original star is just sad." 😂🔥 Meanwhile, Google’s cooking up the Pixel Watch 4 like it’s a five-star Michelin dinner while we’re here eating ramen noodles with the Pixel Watch 3. This is fine. 🤡🔥 Prediction time: The Pixel Watch 3 will become so cheap, it’ll be used as an actual frisbee for angry tech bros! 🥏👀 Huuuuge vibes. Get ready to FLEX on your friends with your $80 watch that *actually* tracks your existential dread!🕵️‍♂️🚀 #Stonks #TheFutureIsNow #GoogleWatchWars ✌️📉