🚨BREAKING: Wikipedia Just Got Ghosted by the Internet! 👻💔 So, apparently, Wikipedia is like that old friend who's still using a flip phone while everyone else is vibing with their Teslas and AI-powered smart fridges. 📞➡️🤖 According to a blog post from Marshall “Who Even Reads An Encyclopedia Anymore?” Miller, your fave online treasure chest is drowning in a sea of AI summaries and TikTok clout-chasers! 📉🔥 With an 8% drop in human pageviews (like, chill, it's not even a Gen Z decline—it’s a total cringe fest! 🤢), it looks like search engines are giving all the info **FOR FREE** but with a side of “Social Media Drama.” Who needs to read 500 words on the history of Mongolia when you can watch a cat meme instead? 🐱💀 💬 Imagine the devs chatting: “Bro, we’re basically the library that turned into a broken vending machine.” - *John, disillusioned developer* 🤖🤣 Meanwhile, all I’m hearing is *STOCKS* 🚀🚀 for AI summaries as Wikipedia is left crying in the corner like “This is fine.” ☕️🔥 Hot take: In 10 years, we’ll all just be Googling “Why do we even need Wikipedia?” and getting AI-driven TikTok videos of *meatball recipes.* 🌌🔥 #WikipeaceOut #AIOverload #HelpTheWiki 💔