🚨✨📉 BREAKING NEWS: Wikipedia's traffic is plummeting faster than your Wi-Fi during a Zoom call! 😱💔 That's right folks, AI summaries are snatching reads like a kid on Christmas morning 💀🎁. Who needs community-sourced knowledge when Google has a chatbot ready to spit out info faster than your uncle’s conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving? 🤔🤖 In a bold move straight out of the cringe playbook, Marshall Miller from the Wikimedia Foundation (yeah, the OG Wikipedia squad) dropped this spicy tea ☕️. Apparently, they’re suffering an 8% drop in human eyeballs month-over-month 🤨📉. Like, c'mon guys, we know the stock market’s fluctuating like crazy 📈🤑, but no cap, who’s really gonna pick a book over AI slapping summaries on their screen? 💬 "Honestly, I thought humans were smarter. But here we are, getting brain rot from TikTok and forgettin' about our OG info source," said one anonymous Wikimedia developer (probably hitting the blunt too hard) 🤪💨. At this point, I’m expecting Wikipedia to start selling ads or trying to become TikTok's new viral dance challenge—"Don't forget to drop those facts!" 🕺🔥. Just imagine AI vs. Wikipedia rap battles, and for the love of memes, can we please get a "Stonks" meme for declining page views? 📊💢 🔮 Hot take: In 2025, Wikipedia will be a pay-to-use library where you can only access pages if you dance to a meme song first. Brace yourselves, folks; the future is CHAOTIC 😈✨.