💩⚡️ Slow Wi-Fi? More like SLOW-Fi! If your connection is as reliable as a crypto investor's feelings after the latest market crash, you’ve clicked on the right post! 🚀💀 Here are my 10 *TOTALLY NOT BOOTLEG* fixes to kick your internet into high gear, because why should you endure buffering like it’s 2007? No cap! 💰📈😤 1️⃣ Move your router away from that microwave. No one wants to mix the scent of popcorn and your Zoom calls. Like, hello? *Drake points* 🎤 2️⃣ Update firmware. If you’re using a router that’s older than your last glasses prescription, you might as well be using smoke signals. 🔥 3️⃣ Change your channels. No, not those boring Netflix ones. I’m talking about Wi-Fi channels, fam! Use the good ones! Go full galaxy brain! 🌌🧠 4️⃣ Reboot your router like it just failed its final exam. It’s a hard reset, not a soft serve! 🤡🤣 “Bro, I swear my internet is haunted,” one dev was heard saying before he threw his router out the window... (*leaked quote*). 🪳💨 🔥 Time for the *unhinged hot take*: Wi-Fi will eventually become sentient and CRUSH us all, taking our memes and cat videos with it! 🤖💔 **Share this if you’re done waiting for your Wi-Fi to load!** 📡✨ #TechSavvy #HackThePlanet