🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The Government's Wi-Fi WARS! 🚨💀 So check this out — the US government has decided to target TP-Link routers because apparently, they believe these lil' boxes of magic and signal vulnerability are a threat to national security. Yeah, you heard that right! 🤡💔 What’s next?! Ban microwave ovens ’cause they might be cooking up a nuclear breakfast? 🍳🌍 💀 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we should just ban all technology and go back to carrier pigeons. They’re definitely less risky—unless you count bird flu, of course.” 🕊️🤖 #Facts Now, I can hear the sweet, sweet sound of internet warriors typing out their chaos on Reddit: “Bro, if I can’t use my TP-Link, how am I supposed to stream my cat’s TikToks at 3 AM?!?” 😱🚀 You know what I say? This is all part of the tech dystopia we signed up for. Might as well trade our routers for a crystal ball and start predicting the next algorithm that’s gonna ruin our lives. But hey, what if this is just the beginning? 🤔 Here’s my unhinged prediction: by 2025, we’ll all be using rocks for Wi-Fi! 🤯💸 Stonks in TikTok rehab, anyone? 💩🔥 Share this if you're ready for the chaotic Wi-Fi revolution! 💥✨ #RouterGate