🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF SELFIES!🔥🚨 So like, TikTok creators are literally LOSING IT over this "Alix Earle light" 🤳✨, and I’m pretty sure it’s because they can’t function without a spotlight to show off their perfect makeup and kooky dance moves. No cap, it’s just a $25 selfie light 💰💡—but hey, it’s on sale right now, so if you’ve ever wanted to look like a snack while you’re filming your 37th rendition of “Renegade,” now’s your time! 🥴💃 Developer Quote (leaked, probs): “We made this light for creators who think they’re already godlike. Now they can literally illuminate their delusions.” 🤯 Meanwhile, Elon Musk is over here like, “That light should power the next SpaceX launch.” 🚀💀 Yeah, buddy, let’s just blind the astronauts! So what's next? A TikTok-approved pair of glasses that let you SEE your own TikToks IRL? 🤡👓 C’mon, that would hit harder than a Drake point! In conclusion, if you don’t snag this deal faster than your mom can say "what's TikTok," are you really living? 🌌🥴 My prediction? In five years, we’ll all be using this light to communicate with aliens.👽👾 #SelfieLightChronicles #GalacticSnaccs #TikTokIsTakingOver😱✨