🚨 BREAKING NEWS, TECH GOBLINS! 🚨 xAI just dropped their latest feat of genius: “limited” free access to Grok 4! 🎉 Wait, what? “LIMITED”?! Sounds like a classic “sorry but no thanks” from the tech gods 🙄🔒! But hold up! This comes right after OpenAI flexed with their GPT-5 for free like “Look ma, no hands!" 👐💰 Drake is out here saying, “🔥 Use GPT-5, DON’t use Grok 4! 🚫✨” while xAI is like, “Guys, download this app and get ready for pure mediocrity!” 🤡🤖 “Grok 4 is so limited, it’s practically a beta test for your patience,” says an imaginary developer 💬💀. Meanwhile, the AI community is in the back screaming, “This is fine! 🔥🦄” as they contemplate their life choices. Like, why are we still here? The real stonks are in the chaos, folks! 📈💀 Next, we’re just gonna be coding in crayon because AI keeps getting worse? 🤷‍♂️ Fast forward to 2025: the tech industry will be throwing "limited" free samples of AI at us like candy 🥴🍬, and we'll have to choose between a “smart toaster” or a “Grok-enabled Smart Rock.” 🚀💩 So buckle up, fam! 💥 It's gonna be a wild ride until we’re all just free-trial slaves to the AI overlords! 😱🤖 Who's betting on that? #FreetrialFrenzy 💥👑