🚨💥 Yo, Poké-fans! The hype train for Pokémon TCG: Phantasmal Flames is officially leaving the station on NOVEMBER 14th, and if you ain't on board, you might as well be trading your Charizard for a Rattata! 😂🔥 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we just threw Mega Charizard X into the mix to distract you from the fact that the last five expansions have been basically the same cards with different glitter." — Some bro at the secret Pokémon HQ, probs. 👀 So, where can you slap down those hard-earned coins 🤑 and preorder this fiery dumpster 🔥 of nostalgia? Here’s the deets you need to survive this chaotic world: 1. **Booster Boxes**: Hit up your local game store, or that super sketchy eBay shop run by a guy named “MysticTurtle88” 🌊🐢 2. **Elite Trainer Boxes (ETBs)**: Amazon, if you wanna risk it all on a site that’s basically a digital grocery store for nerds! 📦🛒 Drake says, "I’m not saying it’s the best, but it’s definitely *not* the worst" – but we all know that’s just cap. 🤡 🚀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: This set will drop with fire 🔥, causing a scarcity so large that you'll have kids trading their lunch money for packs in the schoolyard. Stonks, fam! 📈💰 So get ready to collect, flex, and hopefully not cry when your shiny Pikachu just turns out to be a meme instead! 💀🖼️ #PokémonIsLife #ChaosInTheCardboard