🚨📱🎉 **BREAKING NEWS: WE'RE ALLOWED TO FIX OUR PHONES AGAIN?!** 🎉📱🚨 Y’all, put down your overpriced, glued-together bricks that are basically hand grenades waiting to explode—introducing the *Fairphone Gen. 6!* 💥 This phone is designed like LEGO for adults. No cap, even your 5-year-old could fix it if they’re not too busy plotting world domination with crayons! 🧱✋ 👨‍🔧💬 *Leaked quote from a "developer"* (probably) goes: "Yeah, we designed it so that even those who bought a Samsung Galaxy Z Flop can replace parts without a degree in rocket science!" 🚀💀 *Drake points in approval.* Imagine your phone breaking down, and instead of crying and grinding your teeth (the cringe is real), you actually grab a screwdriver! 🔩🔧 This is peak *galaxy brain* status. But like, what’s the catch here? Is it sustainable or just a glorified hipster trap? Because me fixing my own phone feels like a TikTok challenge about to go wrong! 😱🤡 🔥🚀**Unhinged prediction**: In 5 years, the Fairphone will be the *only* accepted phone at trade shows, leading to a cult of sustainability that embraces khakis and Birkenstocks while chanting "repair is the new black!" 💰🌍 Share this if you too believe we should all just start building our tech from scratch! 💖🤖🛠️ #Fairphone #RepairRevolution